FREELANCE $40 million dollar comedy movie with the drama trope of minimalist “coup d’état” takeover plot set in a non-existent country,

Completely without believable dialogue between the four lead actors, FREELANCE is fully in need of a real script written by a full “writers room”.

As soon as the aircraft lands and you read the HK aircraft rego, then you immediately know that the filming location is Columbia, South America.

Lead actor, JOHN CENA is the real-life wrestler extraordinaire, and always wooden character performance when employed as an actor in a movie or series.

Outstanding FREELANCE is the second JOHN CENA movie to achieve the amazing opening week – rotten tomatoes percentage rating of ZERO out of 100 ( 0% ).

Never have I ever, because it is not all bad, when you choose to ignore the lack of substance in the dialogue, and the inability of the evil mercenaries to hit their target i.e. the three lead actors.

Retired ex-special forces operative Mason Pettis (John Cena) reluctantly takes on an unintelligible freelance bodyguard gig that requires down-skilling to be the private security person, just for female journalist Claire Wellington (Alison Brie) so that she can interview the dictator, Juan Venegas (Juan Pablo Raba).

JOHN CENA had his first Rotten Tomatoes 0% rating, via his acting performance in the movie film – FRED The Movie (2010).

NO action and NO comedy, FREELANCE stars John Cena, Alison Brie, and Juan Pablo Raba.













Thank you for reading all of my conceit about FREELANCE, this quite unintelligible movie.

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FREELANCE was just the worst Hollywood movie of 2023.