Lynn Belvedere

FREELANCE (2023) JOHN CENA’S NEW MOVIE – DESERVES ZERO RATING @ ROTTEN-TOMATOES

FREELANCE $40 million dollar comedy movie with the drama trope of minimalist “coup d’état” takeover plot set in a non-existent country,

Completely without believable dialogue between the four lead actors, FREELANCE is fully in need of a real script written by a full “writers room”.

As soon as the aircraft lands and you read the HK aircraft rego, then you immediately know that the filming location is Columbia, South America.

Lead actor, JOHN CENA is the real-life wrestler extraordinaire, and always wooden character performance when employed as an actor in a movie or series.

Outstanding FREELANCE is the second JOHN CENA movie to achieve the amazing opening week – rotten tomatoes percentage rating of ZERO out of 100 ( 0% ).

Never have I ever, because it is not all bad, when you choose to ignore the lack of substance in the dialogue, and the inability of the evil mercenaries to hit their target i.e. the three lead actors.

Retired ex-special forces operative Mason Pettis (John Cena) reluctantly takes on an unintelligible freelance bodyguard gig that requires down-skilling to be the private security person, just for female journalist Claire Wellington (Alison Brie) so that she can interview the dictator, Juan Venegas (Juan Pablo Raba).

JOHN CENA had his first Rotten Tomatoes 0% rating, via his acting performance in the movie film – FRED The Movie (2010).

NO action and NO comedy, FREELANCE stars John Cena, Alison Brie, and Juan Pablo Raba.




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Thank you for reading all of my conceit about FREELANCE, this quite unintelligible movie.

Artistic License fully used to express my opinion, via deliberate bad grammar usage within my non-review of the movie called FREELANCE.

FREELANCE was just the worst Hollywood movie of 2023.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Published by Lynn Belvedere

Once we were old enough, my parents took the whole family to the Sydney CBD cinemas every week. Thus began a lifetime interest, in going to the cinema every week, and became a passionate cinephile by watching all those very heavily edited ''Australian Film Censorship Board'' true cinéaste versions of brand new release ''Cinematograph Films''. Greater Union always gave my father (who worked in Cinema Distribution Exhibition) guest double movie passes, to every first-night ''red carpet Opening Night'' at The State Theatre Cinema at 49 Market Street. Up until his death, my dad always received ''two house seats'' for every Opening Night performance events at the Theatre Royal SYDNEY and at Her Majesty's Theatre SYDNEY. As a child, when mum choose not to go, I often went with him, to those live performance events. As a young child, I remember being taken for each new show, at both The New Theatre at 60 Sussex Street, and the Phillip Street Theatre when located at 150 Elizabeth Street, and for classical music concerts at Sydney Town Hall. = = = ★★★★★ = = = Being happy is a choice, and I have always viewed my life, as material ready be made into a series of amazing tentpole movies. My New Years Resolution is kept every year: ''Get to see/review five new live theatre shows each week, and get to see/review six new cinema movies each week'', plus is one of the Australian Cinema Pioneers, and apparently have seen far too much already, but always wanting to experience more and more each year. I am also able to do almost everything that I enjoy doing. Yes, I do have a great daytime job in I.T. as ''Software Design Project Manager'', PLUS each evening until quite late - - - Australian Cinematograph Films historical censorship consultant - product-placement consultant - mystery-shopper consultant - playwright, writer, author, director, producer, photographer, cinematographer, color-grader, subtitles proofreader - arts/ drama/ music/ film critic and judge, journalist, member FIPRESCI & FCCA & AFCA, member AACTA accredited film reviewer-critic-writer, accredited IMDB.COM critic-reviewer-author, projectionist, plus an innovative iconoclast - - - ★★★★★ LYNN BELVEDERE ★★★★★ - - - [usr 5] - - -